Grizzly Bear Attacks Fishermen

The following conversation is a reproduction by the author of what might have been discussed. There is a 99% probability it is 99% accurate.

"We need to gather all of our mates for a lovely outing in the woods to catch some Salmon. No need to worry about bears, they don't like large groups of people. We'll also be chugging beer and making a racket that will annoy all the wildlife in the mountains. I mean we're fishing for Salmon, there is NOOO one else in the woods that like Salmon too. Bears aren't that smart, they won't figure out that instead of standing in the cold rushing water, that they can just charge a bunch of sissy fisherman. We won't run squealing like school girls as we throw our hard caught Salmon at the feet of the bear. That will never happen!"

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