My name Guido, 68 (but appearance 50) humorist, joint F-chat jan 2004 and owner of a mondial QV since 2002.
I speak several languages (not learned at school but in real life) like Dutch, German, English, French, Portugees and Spanish.
6 kids with 5 wifes (Belgian, 2 Brasilian, Argentina, Camerounese).
67 Retired and in the process of a Divorce and getting Screwed.
Doubt if I will ever be able to trust another woman